Norfolk, NE.

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, Florida scientists found traces
of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their Florida ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Floridians in the weeks that followed, Texas scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the Dallas Times newspaper read: 'Texas archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Floridians '

One week later, the Norfolk Daily News, a local news paper in Norfolk , NE.,
reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 yards in corn fields near Battle Creek, NE, Larry the Cable Guy, a self-taught archaeologist and dyed-in-the-wool Husker fan, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Larry has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Nebraska had already gone wireless.'

H/T Nebraska Bob