Oat Bran Muffin and Two Eggs......

A group of old farmers used to gather in a cafe every morning to eat breakfast and drink coffee. They always had the same waitress and developed a good natured banter with her. Farmer Warren always ordered an oat bran muffin and two eggs for breakfast. Well, one morning farmer Warren was late. As she was pouring coffee for the others, the waitress said, we are out of oat bran muffins so Warren will have to order something different

A minute later Warren arrived. The waitress flounced over and haughtily told Warren, "I just had to scratch what you want."

Without missing a beat, warren replied, "That's OK. Go wash your hands and bring me an oat bran muffin and two eggs!"


H/T Nebraska Bob