Friday 11 April 2008

The Post Turtle....

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was
caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with
the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he
doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the
dumb ass get down."

H/T Nebraska Bob

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