Tennessee
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
Georgia
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The trooper asked, "Got any I. D.?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
Louisiana
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana."
When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
H/T Shelly
Wednesday, 16 April 2008
Tales from the Deep South....
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What?? 20 years later??
You mean Billy Ocean isn't the hottest concert ticket in the country?
.....CLIFFORD
Baron Rouge, Louisiana
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