FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

NUMBER 5: 'They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.'

NUMBER 4 : 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you had me attend.'

NUMBER 3 : 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!'

NUMBER 2: 'Did you ever notice sounds coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?'

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) 'In Jesus name, Amen'

H/T Nebraska Bob