Monday 26 May 2008

The German and the Tart

A German guy approaches a prostitute and says, ' I vish to buy sex vit you'

'OK' says the girl, 'I'll charge 100 Euros an hour'

'Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky'

'No problem' she replies cautiously, 'I can do a little kinky'

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

'I vant you to tie ze springs to your handz und kneez.' The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.

'Now pleez you vill get on your handz and kneez.' She duly does this,
balancing on the springs.

'You vill please blow zis duck caller as I make love to you.' She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.

The sex is fantastic. The energetic German bounces her all over the room, all the time with her honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps 'That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?'


Wait For It....................................................

'Ah', says the German, 'Four-sprung duck technique'

H/R AJD Shootist



8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm sure it's funny in the original German.

Theo Spark said...

It all depends on if you are familiar with the Audi ads.

Anonymous said...

Good - I don't feel like a dork for not getting it.

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid the ad hasn't run over here, stateside.

Good Memorial Day to all

Anonymous said...

It's an oldy but a goody. The version I heard didn't have any hookers in it.

ooGcM taobmaetS said...

Oh, thank god someone besides me doesn't get it. I was getting depressed.

Anonymous said...

It means "advantage through technology." From one vet to all the others (in whatever country) - thank you for your service.

Anonymous said...

Well, my first guess was that it was a Norfolk thing . . . I'll have to ask my sprout in London if he's seen the Audi ad!