News....

Brits on alert for Taliban assault. A kind of Rourke's Drift with arty and air support.

150-year-old Monkey puzzle tree facing chop because council chiefs say needles are 'like syringes'. Save the tree and screw the council.

Pork could soon be off the menu if we don't save our pig farms. The effing supermarkets are killing British Farming.

Hillary Clinton apologises for assassination gaffe. Even a dead Kennedy cannot save her.

US drops plans to raid Sadr City after Iraqi forces make a deal with Moqtada al-Sadr. And in a few months the whole thing will kick off again. Until Sadr is killed their will be no peace in Southern Iraq.

The end of the road for British motorists. Car and fuel taxes will have to fall.

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars. WTF!!!

Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe shuts church over Movement for Democratic Change link. Does anyone have the balls to give the order: 'KILL MUGABE'?

James May: Bounded in a nutshell.

Indiana Jones and the wrath of the Communist Party. They stand no chance against Indy.