News....

Motorist told flag could be racist. Well that f**ks this website!!!!

What's the difference between MPs' expenses and stealing? Is there such a thing as an honest politician anymore?

Health and safety zealots tell youngster her 2ft paddling pool needs a lifeguard. I think zealots is being polite!!

The crew of HMS Lusty let their hair down...the day after a visit from the Queen. I will be posting the next episode of Lusty's adventures in a day or so.

The British bulldog growls and the French lift their blockade on boats in Cherbourg siege. It's not quite Trafalgar but we will take any victory over the Frogs.

How Britain is about to be invaded by tiger mosquito carrying 20 diseases. Bring back DDT.

Special Met unit to root out corrupt prison officers. And who is going to root out the corrupt police officers.

Taliban turn to Iraq-style tactics to take Kabul districts. I don't doubt for one second that they are getting help for Iran as well.

Six-year-olds sexually abused by UN peacekeepers. It is time for us to leave the UN. It causes more death and suffering than the wars it is supposed to stop.

Iran withheld nuclear secrets from UN inspectors. No Shit!!!!

Spyplane shooting by Russia was 'act of war' on Georgia. Oh good the UN is involved! Expect all out war by Christmas!!