The Sunday Best.......

Scrounging gypsy mum sneers at Britain. Boot them out.

Siege Barrister shot dead by police had been taking anti-depressants. Anti-depressants have a habit of making things worse.

Brown faces disaster in Crewe by-election as poll shows 10% swing to Tories. Poor old Gordon. 10 years waiting in the wings and then everything goes tits up!! Serves the bugger right.

The Red Army marches again – and I fear for all our futures, says Peter Hitchens. They have a long way to go before they are a threat again, but they can cause the weak willed to get the jitters.

British tourists are told to put EU stickers on their passports. Exactly which bit of 'F**k Off' are the Eurocrats not going to understand.

Civil servants fund holidays by creaming off thousands on flights deal. Sack them and take away their pensions.

Barack Obama 'has enough super-delegates to win Democratic nomination'. It still won't get him into the White House. I think he should have Hillary as VP just to guarantee the Dems lose big. Actually the only way Hillary will be Pres is if she is VP and Barack has an 'accident'!

Less aid, more show for Burma's junta. Burma joins Darfur and Zimbabwe on the list of disasters caused by corrupt leaders and our refusal to tackle them. And as with the other two the junta are backed by China.

Inside Zimbabwe's secret torture camps. Just Kill Mugabe. One itty bitty little bomb or preferably a MOAB.

Lebanese army won't take on Hizbollah. Of course they won't. If you want to take down Hezbollah you have first got to take down Imadinnerjacket and Boy Assad.























Terry Wogan is problem, says Eurovision chief. Eurovision is bloody ridiculous. The only reason anybody watches is Terry Wogan without who the contest would have died years ago.

Boris Johnson starts City Hall cuts. Expect Livingstone to be facing criminal charges in the future as we discover where the money has gone.

Chelsea Flower Show in protest over equipment shortage for troops. Nice one. Let's get a pic of Gordon Brown next to it as it is he who is responsible for the lack of money spent on defence.























'Eco-warrior' Prince Philip attacks big families. Agreed. If you want to reduce man's impact on the planet, reduce the numbers of people on it.

I told Tony Blair to sack Gordon Brown, says John Prescott. Or so he claims!!
























Feed the customers, or they’ll slash all the seats. Clarkypoos on the lack of decent food available to us and the Citroën C5