Light News...

Force bans village bobby from bike because he hasn't passed his cycling proficiency. You couldn't make this up!

Suspected al-Qa'eda terrorist leader to be freed on bail. Welcome to the British legal system.

Hugo Chavez's Venezuela 'supplies half of Britain's cocaine'. It is about time that someone did something to put Chavez out of business.

Queen refused government grant because of 2012 Olympic Games. The Queen does more for this country in a weekend than al the politicians manage in a lifetime. The Olympics are going to be an expensive shambles.

Zimbabweans refuse to vote and spoil ballot papers despite Robert Mugabe's violent threats. The poor sods are going to be stuck under Mugabe's murderous rule until he dies, 'cos the West have no balls.















James May: Lighten up.