News.....

You can't preach the Bible here, this is a Muslim area. Last I heard this was a Christian Country.

Struggling Bradford & Bingley receives £430m cash rescue. So they have had to go bowler hat in hand have they!!

Third World migrants behind our 2.3m population boom. No wonder we have become a Third World country.

Scientists find ice on Mars. But have they found the Bacardi?

Labour crisis: Gordon Brown 'diverts rural aid to bribe voters'. And rural Britain will make him pay for it.

Afghan insurgents 'on brink of defeat'. We must continue to hit them 'til they are destroyed. I can see the politicians cutting back troop numbers to save money allowing the Taleban to regroup.

Pope avoids Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Nice sidestep.

Robert Mugabe arrests opposition leaders. Someone must nail this bastard.

Athens' deserted Games sites a warning to London Olympics. The Olympics are going to ruin us.

Stiff upper lip best way to deal with shock. Of course it is. None of this blubbing on some councellors shoulder.

Zimbabwean migrants who sought new life limp back into Robert Mugabe's arms. I think that we will find that Mbeki and the ANC were behind the attacks on the Zimbabweans.

'I trust the Clintons will do the right thing', says Barack Obama. A) never trust the Clintons and B) the Clintons have never done the right thing.

Mugabe at food summit 'obscene'. Someone shoot his plane down. And incidentally why is this being reported in Oz and not here?