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Masked men caught on church roof stealing lead... but that's not enough evidence, say police. And Plod want a pay rise.

Iraqi Security Forces Order of Battle: June 2008 Update. A good report by DJ Elliot.

Now dustmen won't take your rubbish away if wheelie bin is too heavy to pull with two fingers. Bunch of workshy wimps.

Our troops aren't fit for jobs in civvy street, says the man who's meant to be fighting their corner
He is not fit to lick their boots. Sack the prick.

Abu Hamza's Muslim lawyer earns £1m a year in legal aid from representing terror suspects. 'Terrorists' should not get legal aid.

France is plotting to create a Euro Army. Count us out. There is no way British Troops are taking orders from the EUnuchs.

RAF first as Taliban leader is killed by plane ... piloted remotely in Las Vegas. Way to go!

Two faces of Zimbabwe: In Rome, Mugabe's aides buy in bulk. In Harare, they can't afford bananas. The only solution to this is military action.

French army falling apart, documents show. When was the last time the French Army won something?

Christianity 'discriminated against by Gordon Brown's Government'. Labour have long had an agenda of destroying everything Britain stands for.

Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe accused of using food as 'political weapon'. He always has and he will continue to do so until he is stopped. The Marxist Monkey is long overdue a bullet.

Paratroopers launch biggest battle in Afghanistan for two years. The Taleban are learning the hard way that you do not f**k with the Paras.

James May: Computers can't drive.

Meet the Kremlin's new guard; it's the same as Putin's old guard. No surprises there, the Pseudo-Tsar was never going to relinquish power.

QE2's longest-serving passenger Beatrice Muller seeks new home. Nine years on the QE2, what fun.

Get Ready for the Oil-Price Drop. What goes up usually comes down, eventually.

Painting by numbers: NASA's peculiar thermometer. It seems that NASA have their own 'version' of the global temp figures.