News....

What kind of war crimes trials does Obama plan? The kangaroo kind.

Life on Mars: Back to the 70s as standard of living falls, food and fuel costs soar and strikes increase. That's what happens when you let socialist run things.

Council killjoys warn children of dangers of crabbing - the CRABS get distressed. Oh dear. Norfolk's made the news at last.

Two Navy destroyers unable to fire their missiles - because they've been removed to save cash. Shouting bang will work. the Army have been doing it for ages.

Formula 1 TV commentator's 'pikey' quip provokes race equality row. A good Norfolk boy. He should have used the preferred term of 'F**king Dids'.

Israel's ambassador says Britain has become a hotbed of radical anti-Israeli feeling. Londonistan is thriving.

Chavez ends support of Farc rebels. The evidence of his support for them is out so he is running for cover.

Mugabe regime to rig parliament with arrests. True to form and still we do nothing.

American gun owners call for cowboy holsters to be worn in public. And why not. Pity we can't do it over here.

Gordon Brown slides to record poll low as crucial vote looms. A challenge must come soon. I bet he can't wait until the summer recess.

Robert Mugabe's thugs turn to burning people alive. Is anyone going to stop him?

News veteran Poivre d'Arvor is overtaken by blonde Ferrari. Not quite as hot as Melissa Theuriau but a lot better than Kaplunk.