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Revealed: How High Street bank Lloyds TSB dishes out debit cards to children as young as 11. Hook them early. By the time some of them leave university the banks will own them for life.

Channel 4 blasted for paying ransom for reporter held by Taliban criminals. What do you expect from a bunch of limp-dick liberals. They have some very pro-islamoloony staff.

Bloodiest month yet for British forces in Afghanistan as another soldier is killed by a landmine. Tragic losses. The Taleban are being trained by Al-Queda and probably Iran. As Iraq improves, Afghanistan will get worse. This is not helped by the fact that certain NATO countries won't fight which only encourages our enemies.

Hugo Chavez faces political crisis as allies desert him. Bye bye bozo!

King Arthur is propaganda, say French. The Frech have been sulking ever since Crecy not to mention Agincourt, Trafalgar, Waterloo and the last two Rugby World Cups.

French marines shoot children in bungled hostage display. I am not sure which is more shocking: The fact that the French Military actually 'engaged' someone or the fact that they actually had some real ammo when they did.

Taliban ousted from Khyber Pass. Now keep them out.

Al-Qa'eda style terrorists planning UK attacks with ambulances bought on eBay. Our courts have made us a soft-target.

Queen of Hawaii demands independence from 'US occupiers'. If Obama gets to the White House expect several states to want 'independence'. I still don't think he will.

Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe defied by voters in 'sham' elections. It seems that some Zimbabweans have bigger balls than the West.

Farmer who exposed terror, Ben Freeth, is kidnapped with family. Send in troops to rescue them.