News....

THE daughter of hate cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed is a POLE DANCER. Daddy must be very proud!!

Back to the Dark Ages: National Grid raises the spectre of blackouts this winter. So much for Labour's energy policy.

Could Clinton still come back? Internet buzzes with rumours Biden will be replaced by Hillary as Obama's running mate. The media are behing the blogs as usual. We posted this story on the 18th.

Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe accuses Britain of genocide in UN. For f**ks sake someone shoot the bastard. This is a good diversion for the story below.

Zimbabwe power-sharing deal faces disaster. We must send in troops to take out Mugabe and his hencemen or at least some tactical air strikes.

President George W Bush 'turned down Israeli request to bomb Iran'. Could be a big mistake. I think Iran are far closer to having the bomb than our 'intelligence' suggests.

Lewis Hamilton and Felipe Massa gear up for historic Singapore night race. No jokes about not being able to see Hamilton!

Poland set to impose chemical castration after outrage over incest case. This would also work on Liberals.

Pakistan and US troops exchange fire. Pakistan needs to work out which side they are on and fast.

Heavy Metal in Iran. Jules has the story.

'No room' in jail for fraudster. WTF! If we brought back the death penalty and back dated it, we would soon have plenty of space.