Security Questions for Voters

Q. What is America 's first line of missile interceptor defense that
protects the entire United States ?

A. 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard.


Q. What is the only National Guard Unit on permanent active duty?

A. 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard.


Q. Who is the Commander in Chief of the 49^th Missile Defense Battalion
of Alaska National Guard?

A. Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska


Q. What U.S. governor is routinely briefed on highly classified military
issues, homeland security and counter terrorism?

A. Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska


Q. What U.S. governor has a higher classified security rating than
either candidate of the Democrat Party?

A. Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska


Q. Oh my! What will we ever do? Obama told us she is too unqualified to act if we came under attack. So, what will we do?

A. Call Bill Ayers, Rev. Wright, and Rev. Pfleger and ask them to pray for President Obama to talk to the attackers and ask them to please stop.

H/T Shelly