The Sunday Best....

Jamaica puzzled by theft of beach. How the f**k do you steal a beach?

UK minister: Teach British children what Muslims did for us. Bloody Idiot.

New law to allow police to collect DNA in secret from teacups. WTF! This is getting crazy.

Alistair Darling's early days as the 'bearded Trot' who 'wanted to nationalise the banks'. Once a Commie.....

Darling: I'll spend our way out of the recession. What with? Brown has bankrupted Britain.

Outrage as Harman gives MPs 24 days off at Christmas. Workshy Wankers.

Afghans steal vital gear destined for our troops. Do the Afghans serve any useful purpose?

Robert Mugabe forces Zimbabwe aid agencies into cash crisis. When will somebody have the guts to 'remove' Mugabe from power?

Olympic mosque could create breeding ground for extremists, says senior Anglican. Why are we building a mosque in the first place? A new Cathedral would be a better idea. After all Britain is still a Christian country.

The Taliban is better organised and more dangerous than for years. Until we can hit them at their bases in Pakistan we will continue to have problems.

Stalin 'planned to send a million troops to stop Hitler if Britain and France agreed pact'. Not sure a million Russian Troops would have stopped Hitler at the time.

Passports will be needed to buy mobile phones. Why not just microchip everyone and be done with it!

Fishnets and flu shots? What a combo.

Envoy alert fuels Kim Jong-il rumours. Dead as a Dodo!

Pentagon plans ‘spaceplane’ to reach hotspots fast. Can we have some?

















The Clarkypoos Bit....

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