Monday 17 November 2008

Late News...

Computer virus attacks 'to peak next Monday'. So what are they doing Sunday?

Islamic Theologian's Theory: It's Likely the Prophet Muhammad Never Existed. I could have told you that. Mohammad was a dodgy carpet dealer in Cairo who ripped off the Old Testament and conned a bunch of camel shaggers.

Fan bids £1m for baby Beckham house. There's one born every minute!

Homeless statue travels first class. Only in Britain!

Pirates take over oil tanker with British crew on board. That's why we ave the SBS. We also need to track the pirates/terrorists to there home port and MOAB it.

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