Things You Hear on a Golf Course...

Look at the size of his putter.

Oh, dam, my shaft’s all bent.

After 18 holes I can barely walk.

My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.

Lift your head and spread your legs.

You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

Just turn your back and drop it.

Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.

Damn, I missed the hole again.

H/T DML