Saturday, 31 May 2008
An elderly couple had been dating for some time and they finally decide it's time for marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the man decides it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked hopefully.
'Well' - she says, responding very carefully- 'I'd have to say I would like it infrequently.'
The man sat quietly for a moment.
Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye & casually asked,
'Is that one word or two?'
H/T Filippo
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News...
Guards given extraordinary rules on how to look after the Soham killer. Hang the f**ker.
Police chief to scrap targets and bring back common sense. I am not sure that police and common sense belong in the same sentence.
Living in Britain is now more dangerous than the Balkans, We are a third world country. There again how many of our crimes are being committed by criminals from the Balkans.
Chinese spies stole US trade secretary data. The Chinese have been stealing everybody's secrets for years and as far as I can tell nobody seems to give a s**t.
Irish referendum could scupper EU treaty. Hopefully the Irish will save us all. Although the Eurocrats will find another way of subjugating us all.
UK to cease deployment of cluster bombs. A victory for Al Queda and their liberal peacenik allies.
James May: The wheels of enfeeblement.
Party leaders signal the end of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton duel. I wonder what form the Clintons revenge will take, because they will make those they hold responsible for Hillary's loss pay.
Z$1bn note highlights a foe that Robert Mugabe cannot threaten with violence. We must make sure that Mugabe goes.
The Soros-McClellan Connection. Why is it not surprising that Soros is involved.
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Friday, 30 May 2008
Thought for the evening...
..I am watching a program (to be serialised here next week)that says that Hitlers invasion of Britain was inevitable. Ok he put a whole lot of barges etc into ports in France and then we had a little shindig called the Battle of Britain where'The Few' made their place in history which is without a doubt the greatest conflict in history. Ok the The Battered Bastards of Bastogne and 1 Para at Arnhem may disagree, and all credit to them. Back to the point, had Hitler seriously wanted to invade Britain he could have done, but he got his ass kicked in the short term. But I am just wondering how much of his attention was directed on to the invasion of Russia in '41. The conquest of Britain would have been good strategically, but had he conqurered us (Not f**king likely, we English get a bit tetchy when invaded) would he have had the resources to invade Russia.
Ok now I am going to be a tad controversial. I am convinced that the holocaust was purely based on money. The Jewish community throughout history have been some of the richest people in commerce, banking etc. I am firmly convinced that Hitler et al, used the anti-semitism to gain control of the Jewish comunity's bank accounts, property etc to fund the invasions of Western Europe and Russia. By 'liquidating' the Jewish communities assets they had a supply of cash that did not involve taxing the German people. I may be wrong but it makes some kind of sense.
Also it is time the Swiss came open about all the Nazi money they have been 'protecting' for all these years. I have no patience with a country whose economy is based on dodgy banking for the crooks of this planet.
Meat Loaf - A Kiss Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
If you are a Meatloaf fan and have never seen the Storytellers concert you have missed probably the best 'concert' of all time. If I can find all of it I will post it.
Joke of the Day....with a ring of truth about it.
St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven.
He asks the next one in line, 'So, who are you, and what did you do on Earth?'
The fellow says, 'I'm Barack Hussein Obama, and I was the first black to be elected President of the United States'.
St. Peter says, 'The U.S.? A black President? You gotta be kidding me! When did this happen?'
And Obama says,..."about twenty minutes ago".
H/T Joker
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US Soldier Firing SMAW At Insurgent Sniper Hiding In Balcony In Baghdad, Iraq.
It's a kind of 'Mines bigger then yours' moment.
Light News....
No, Lady Godiva wasn't starkers and an apple didn't really fall on Isacc Newton's head... we reveal those other historical myths. Seems the Daily Mail has been watching QI.
Al-Qaeda's terrifying vision of a devastated America in the wake of a nuclear attack. Put a Democrat in the White House and see how quick it will happen.
Litter wardens collect £35 for every fine they hand out. And how much of that goes back to the councillors in brown envelopes.
'Rude' police punishing middle classes to hit Home Office targets. Plod are a joke and have been for years.
Barack Obama beats John McCain in European vote: US election 2008. There again who would trust a Europeans judgement on anything. Soon Obambi is going to have to start outlining policies and then things may not go so smoothly.
Sir Hugh Orde: Negotiate with al-Qa’eda. Doh. The Islamonazis are not interested in negotiation.
Robert Mugabe won't leave office, says wife. Grace Mugabe. Africa's very own Cherie Blair.
Pic: M Kohl
The Clintons just have to win. I am surprised that Obama is still breathing. The Clintons must be losing their touch.
You Can't Appease Everybody. That 'sexy little Devil', Annie Coulter writes......
Difficult is worth doing: Honda Accord Live TV Ad....
..this ad was shown live in British TV last night. Pretty cool, now who will out do it?
H/T Liz B
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The Unstoppable Virus....
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done that!
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! That too!
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. Yep!
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Uh huh!
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. Well darn!
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. Oh no - not again!
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." Damn! I just hate that!
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." Oh No!
IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
Hmmm....Have I already posted this?
H/T Shelly
Thursday, 29 May 2008
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