Sunday 11 January 2009

How to Impress

How to Impress a Woman:

compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.


How to Impress a Man:


show up naked,
bring beer.

H/T DML

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