News.....

Don't insult Islam! Or the Spanish Inquisition will arrive! Maggie's Farm on the Dutch 'surrender'.

Tsvangirai says he agreed to join government. Mugabe will find a way of keeping him out.

'They say we're too old to care for our grandchildren': Social workers hand brother and sister to gay men for adoption. WTF!! Social Workers are a menace to children.

The schools where NO ONE speaks English as a first language. No speeka da language, no livee in UK.

Pictured: Storm tosses massive cruise liner like a toy boat. Wow. Although it is more of a glorified ferry than cruise liner.

Britain 'sickest' country in Europe with worst rates of obesity and teenage pregnancy. 'Fat dumb and stupid is not way to go through life'

Sorry, Ma'am you're out of date: Council replaces portrait of the Queen with modern art. Another bunch or councillors who need to be got rid of.

Recycling 'could be adding to global warming'. Poor old eco-loonies. Are they right about anything?

Council blocks new home for maimed Marine. Scum.

Cows with names produce more milk, scientists say. Good old Daisy.

Israeli warplane bombs Gaza's smuggling tunnels. Good.

Russia 'drops missile plans due to Obama change to US attitude'. Wouldn't trust them an inch.

Iran could have ability to build nuclear bomb by 2010, study warns. No s**t.

Europe's winter of discontent. There is a lot of trouble brewing.

Russia defence spending soars. We need to do the same.

Barack Obama plans tough action against Robert Mugabe. Nothing short of troops on the ground will work.

Russian military a 'paper tiger' despite symbolic comeback, says IISS. For how long?

Harare teacher: 'I can't afford to work'. Zimbabwe is in desperate need of help.

and finally a video of what farmers get up to when they are bored....

Watch it here.