News....

Lloyds chief executive in line for £10 million payout. Greedy 'banker'!! The politicians and bankers are ripping off the taxpayers.

Speaker Michael Martin took wife on taxpayer-funded trips to Hawaii and Bahamas. Time they were dragged from the commons and thrown into the gutter where they belong.

Mandelson in new 'favours' row: The minister, his PR pal and six meetings before Heathrow go-ahead. Mandy Pandy is a crook and always has been.

Hands-free mobile phones are 'more dangerous than drink-driving'. Is there anything that isn't dangerous.

9-0 and no more! PC rule could blow the whistle on crushing defeats in children's football. More bull from a bunch of liberal losers.

Wardens ticketed parked car seven times before noticing the driver was DEAD inside the vehicle. Cash before compassion.

The minister's face smarted and blushed like a spanked buttock. How do these fools sleep at night?

Storyteller Danny doesn’t do drizzle. Clarkypoos on the Oscars.

Military to use new gel that stops bullets. Custard has similar properties.

Mugabe birthday party to cost $250,000. He should ask Brown for a 'bail-out'.

Gordon Brown has as little shame as Sir Fred Goodwin. Cut from the same cloth. Both are Scottish which may or may not have something to do with it.

Gordon Brown pins his hopes of recovery on Barack Obama. Those Marxist Muppets will wreck western civilization.

Nightlife returns as Baghdad becomes secure. What next lap-dancing clubs?

The West Africa Connection: how drug cartels found new routes. Africa is a shambles.

The Obama Revolution. Will cost us dear.

Veteran mental care 'a disgrace'. We need to build more hospitals and care homes for veterans. Sheltered housing would also be good. There are plenty of empty MoD houses that could be used.

Councils in 'ghost town' warning. The politicians have all been bought off by the out of town developers. Once a high street goes it is gone forever.


and finally.

Mayor who sent watermelon e-mail says he'll resign. Thou shalt not mock the 'Obamessiah'.