News.....

Strewth! Cricket is a foreign import - according to new Australian research. The pre-Ashes mindgames are starting early this year.

A Multilateral Mess by John Bolton

Canadian Banks: An Oasis of Financial Calm. How the hell did they manage that?

Malaysia to restore 'Allah' ban for Christians. WTF!! I am confused.

Another blow to fatherhood: IVF mothers can name ANYONE as 'father' on birth certificate. WTF!

Price of meat rises by more than 30% in a year due to falling pound. Buy from your local butcher, it's still cheap. The supermarkets import too much meat.

Thousands of desperate job seekers scramble for just 150 vacancies... at a zoo. Didn't know that many people wanted to be MPS.

Defence lawyers run up £7.1m legal aid bill for terror trial (paid by you). Terrorists shouldn't get legal aid. The lawyers should be on 'no win no fee'!

Yes, Big Brother Britain is a menace. The irony is, it's the civil liberties lobby who are to blame. by Melanie Phillips.

Catholic Church slams new code of conduct forcing teachers to promote Islam and gay rights. WTF!!!!!!!

Iran 'now has enough uranium to make an atomic bomb': US military chief. Why is this not a surprise.

Iraq will be left 'a better place' when army leaves. No sh*t. Nice of the media to notice.

British military facing becoming 'second division without major spending increase'. We must double the budget and make sure the money is not wasted. Getting rid of the MoD would be a good start. The military are more than capable of looking after themselves.

Banned cleric Omar Bakri addresses conference at London primary school. How the f**k was this allowed!

North Korea and UN Command hold first talks in six years. Who wants to surrendering to who?

Pakistan in the frame over Bangladesh uprising. Pakistan is becoming a major pain.

Hugo Chavez seizes control of rice mills in price dispute. So he is going to use food as a political weapon.

Japanese emperor to visit Pearl Harbor for first time since war. Why now?

Gordon Brown insists the European Union is united in response to global economic crisis. Like hell they are. I wouldn't give the euro 6 months.

Eight killed in US missile strikes in Pakistan. Need bigger missiles.

Zanu-PF hardliners 'attempting to sabotage' Zimbabwe's power-sharing government. Doh! Without miliary force Mugabe and his thugs will never give up their stranglehold on Zim.

Union calls on Obama's online team to fight Royal Mail privatisation. They can piss off for a start.

UN body provokes outrage with call for more fish farming. If people want to eat fish it is going to have to be farmed just like all other food stuffs. If the eco-weenies want to go graze let them. I will stick to the smoked salmon and scrambled eggs.

The laptop that shouts 'Stop, thief' when stolen. How about a built in taser type thingy? You can get briefcases with them in the handle.