Sunday 12 April 2009

Obama's Pirate Outreach.....from Rico

Our pathetic pResident Obama ...after his recent "blame us it's All our fault" Hate America tour abroad has barely had the opportunity to craft a "policy" (let alone a new "speech" for his teleprompter) dealing with the pirates of Somalia. Multi-tasker nulti-culti savant that he is, however, he managed this while having his makeup and wardrobe people give him a "fresh look to kick-off his PIRATE OUTREACH.

An excerpt from his TOTUS script reads like this, according to reliable sources (who wish to remain anonymous because Obama is keeping closer "score" than Tony Soprano ever could, and Obama has Rahm as his button-man):

"For too long America has been dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community! Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds, or keen fashion-sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates."

Now, all seriousness aside, it's pretty clear that our enemies (as have our former allies) have noticed that Obama is severely lacking in most respects, and that last November's election of a 'slogan' instead of a man of intellect and fortitude was more than a moral mistake. A mistake that many are now paying for...and many more will yet have to pay for.

2 comments:

tex805 said...

Hmmm--- seen the nes? Ready to retract?

Theo Spark said...

No won't retract. The rescue had to be done. How much Obambi had to do with it is unsure. There again the Captain was a yank and had he done nothing he would have been trashed by the media. The White House spin could be interesting.