Wednesday 6 May 2009

Light News.....

Which Royal's backing Gurkha battle? Mystery over who sent letter of support to Joanna Lumley. I am guessing the whole Royal family and most Englishmen.

10p tax hike needed 'to rescue British economy'. Brown has destroyed Britain. He must be held to account.

Brown set to axe Jacqui Smith and Hazel Blears in ruthless cabinet reshuffle. He should axe himself.

The PC Pc who refused to sit on a mountain bike for photocall... because he hadn't passed his cycling proficiency test. Bloody pansy!

Britons face working until 70 to help bring public debt under control. Enslaved by socialism.

Male worshippers like to sing 'macho songs' in church. Cue for a hymn.








Fur flies over racist name of Dambuster's dog. As we mentioned yesterday. They must not be allowed to rewrite history.






























Zimbabwe activists sent back to prison. So much for change.

Pakistan 'is taking US for a ride', India believes. No sh*t!

Who would you kick out of Britain? Let's start with liberals and work our way one rung up the evolutionary ladder to socialists.

Exodus in Pakistan as Taleban seizes Mingora in Swat Valley. Time to think WMD!

3 comments:

Unsworth said...

So will the dog be called 'Nigger' or 'Niggah'? We need to know.

And what the hell are we going to call the digging implements?

Unknown said...

Why not have done with it and call the dog Obama!

Minicapt said...

"sex-trade workers"

Cheers