Saturday 16 May 2009

Those Born 1930-1979..........

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we were not overweight because, WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Play Stations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no internet or chat rooms.......

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them...CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good...

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their/our parents were.

The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

H/T Shelly

2 comments:

Larry Sheldon said...

I always thought we invented the street-light thing when our girls were little.

One of them used to shinny up the (concrete) pole to be absolutely sure it was on and not some odd effect of the setting sun.

When we went camping (desert or mountains) the rule was Stay where you can see the car or truck--depending on which we had at the time.

They figured out that in the unlikely event of encountering a bear, it is not necessary to be able to run faster than the bear. It is only necessary to run faster than your sisters.

We did encounter a bear in a blueberry patch in Alaska (or BC--I'm not sure without getting the logs out). I think I was the first to realize that a bear was picking berries on the other side of the patch. Apparently it was more interested in berries than us, or thought there were plenty for all because it made no motion toward us at all (as inconceivable as it may be it acted like it was not aware of us).

We did get back into the truck is some haste and battened down the hatches (we knew stories of bears in California opening cars like cans of sardines to get at the good stuff inside.)

directorblue said...

Theo, I loved this email when I first received it. I adapted it into an illustrated version a month or so ago.

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2009/03/how-did-we-survive.html

You might get a kick out of it.