Very Light News....

Rise of the thugettes: Quarter of ALL violent assaults in Britain are now carried out by women. Bring back the stocks.

State recruits an army of snoopers with police-style powers. The Stasi were never this bad.

Pig farmers told to wear earmuffs to blot out 'dangerous' squeals at meals. Oh for f**ks sake.

He's the crazed tyrant with the nuclear button - and he's ready to unleash armageddon on his OWN people. No not Gordon Brown but the Korea cretin.

UN paralysed over North Korea sanctions. No surprises there.