Thursday 11 June 2009

Painting the House............

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.

So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is okay. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it, by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...,

You'll love this...,

Yep... I know you will...,

'FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS'!!

H/T Shelly

2 comments:

anon said...

A blond calls her husband at work. She is distraught and begs him to come home.

He gets home and is greeted at the door by a sobbing mess of blond hair and tears,

He guides her back into the home. She sniffles out the words " honey, I think I might be stupid, I've been working on this tiger puzzle all morning and I just can't get it right."

The husband says, "There dear, we'll just make you a nice cup of tea and then I'll help you put all the cornflakes back in the box."

Minicapt said...

There was a blonde who was hired to paint the porch. On completing the job in record time, she informed her employer that this was an easy job; and that its proper pronunciation was "Por-sha".

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