Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Basic Skills For Women

1. Know which devices are controlled by each remote control
2. Start a petrol-powered lawnmower
3. Crochet a hat
4. Create a frequency distribution in Excel by using a pivot table
5. Prepare huevos rancheros
6. Speak a few sentences in French
7. Reinstall Windows without losing everything
8. Give a good backrub
9. Use all the features on their digital camera
10.Parallel park
11.Create a custom ringtone and upload it to your their phone
12.Hang pictures on the wall
13.Use Google efficiently
14.Cut hair

H/T DML

2 comments:

Minicapt said...

"7. Reinstall Windows without losing everything ."
That's more of an Advanced Certification.

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Where do I find one of these women? I never saw one who could get more than half of these things right!!!