A SALESMAN GOES UP TO A HOUSE AND KNOCKS ON THE FRONT DOOR.
IT IS OPENED BY A LITTLE TEN YEAR-OLD BOY WHO HAS A LIGHTED CIGAR IN ONE HAND, A GLASS OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER AND A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE TUCKED UNDER HIS ARM.
SALESMAN: "HELLO SON. IS YOUR MOM OR DAD HOME??"
LITTLE BOY: "WHAT THE F**K DO YOU THINK??"
H/T Shelly
Saturday 29 August 2009
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