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Saturday, 4 April 2009

Saturday Night is Bath Night.....

Our Einstein ponders his theory in practice.........


H/T Shelly

"Speshul" all right...last remarks re: G-20.........by Rico

These idiots are "speshul" all right. Yes, I mean the G-20 attendees, the press, and all of those morons responsible for electing them instead of impeaching and/or hanging them for crimes against humanity.

A last blast...er, comment regarding the WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION SCAM they foisted upon us. Yeah, that $ trillion dollars to the IMF I gassed-on about yesterday. It relates to the SDR (special drawing rights) scam discussed.

SDR's as a world reserve currency has ALL THE TEXTURE, STICKINESS, AND STENCH OF A REDISTRIBUTION SCAM.

It is fiat money printed on a global scale, shared among ALL members of the IMF (some of the world's crummiest regimes).

The SDR consists ONLY of USD, GBP, EUR, and JPY...so you can see whose citizens pay the cost of their currencies being diluted and debased as the truly crap countries cash-in their new SDR's.
- International financial scofflaw Argentina gets over $2 bn worth of SDR's.
- Nigeria will get a similar amount (look for their world-renowned e-mail scammers/phishers to start dangling SDR-related bait to the ready-to-be-fleeced soon).
- Syria gets $350 million to protect Hexbollah from devaluation that is driving up the local currency price of Semtex.

WORSHIP OBAMA! (...the stuttering idiot) AREN'T YOU GLAD HE RODE TO THE RESCUE AT THE G-20!

Great Shot....


H/T DML

This is Funny: Babies and Fathers......




H/T Shelly

Corrigan Brothers Competition.....


Win a collection of Irish Rock albums!

Caption Time....


H/T DML

Yummy: Denise Milani Makes a Chicken Salad


Denise Milani Makes a Chicken Salad - Watch more Funny Videos

Advert: Mow your 'Lawn'.....

Serious Blog Seat....


H/T DML

The Ultimate Par 3.....

This par 3 is in South Africa.

The green is shaped like the African continent and completely surrounded by a sea of sand. You hit off a cliff over 1,400 feet above the hole and it takes 26 seconds for your ball to land.

You have to take a helicopter to get to the hole. They post spotters around the green to let you know where your ball lands because you can't possibly see it.

Padraig Harrington is the only person to ever par it. He did it in a playoff after a recent tournament there. It is the 19th hole and only used for playoffs.

Watch him do it with a sandy.



H/T Shelly

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Teaser.....

Count them and wait!
Count them again after the picture has changed . .

This will drive you crazy!

WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM? don't ask me;

Photobucket

H/T Shelly

Headlines from the G20.....

Trillion dollar bail out issued on RBS cheque.

Trillion dollar rescue package under threat as world leaders unable to agree how many zeros to put on cheque

World leaders just wish Obama ‘wouldn’t keep touching them that way’.


H/T DML

'An Irishman Invented Rock & Roll': by The Corrigan Brothers.

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Cartoon by Jerry....

Saturday Totty.....




Cartoon Round Up.......by Scotty




Media coverage G-20 vs. T.E.A. protests......from Rico

Big surprise here.

I'm seeing reports that while T.E.A. Party [taxed enough already] protests are drawing HUGE crowds, the vaunted "media, MSM, Pravda-for-the-DNC (pick one)" is ignoring/under-reporting them and focusing on coverage of the G-20 with fatuous and incredible stories such as "the Obamessiah saving the conference cum world" in one of his early miraculous acts and smilar twaddle.

Nothing happened of significance at the G-20 itself. Hot air. Exactly what you would expect of career politicians. Even the $1 trillion in I-feel-so-guilty money extorted from the productive nations (the "haves") for the unproductive nations on this planet (the "too backwards-to-get-it otherwise") seemed to be merely re-packaged/re-cycled 'old' unkept pledges wrapped in a new PR bow for the press due to a glaring lack of any tangible results from the G-20.

I AM NOT COMPLAINING! The less these elegantly-tailored empty suits "fix" anything, the better for my tastes. These monkeys are not capable of "fixing" anything, in fact these criminally incompetent socialist buffoons are steps away from permanently wearing clownshoes and should not be trusted to "fix' or "run" anything.

Friday, 3 April 2009

Early Bedtime Totty.....

Cartoon Round Up........by Scotty



Beer of the Day.....

Fizzy Friday....

News.....

The trillion dollar question: Will Brown's 'New World Order' pay off? In a word. No!

Mohammed cartoonist accuses BBC of 'appeasing Muslim fanatics by not showing interview'. Tut tut Beeb.

Policewoman who moonlighted as £100-an-hour prostitute entertained 20 clients a week. With or without the uniform.

Tensions rise as North Korea prepares to launch missile. Will it be shot down?

Nineteen MDC ministers accept Zimbabwe government Mercedes. Corruption as usual.

American Iraq deaths hit all-time low. Thanks to the surge.

President Barack Obama to turn the screw in push for help in Afghanistan. Our NATO 'allies' must do more.

Video: Tribute to US Armed Forces

Not sure what they are so happy about.....

Joe FREAKING Biden! (Featuring Rainman).....by Steven Crowder

Friday Fillies.....




Really SERIOUS dope, man.......by Rico

In rapid response to the diplomatic gaffe* of giving the longest reigning monarch on EARTH an Ipod as a gift, Team Obama leapt into action and quickly gave Her Royal Highness the very latest version of the Guitar Hero video game.

Responding to press questions about this last gift, TOTUS Obama replied "Well, there was still a balance left on that Walmart Gift Card after giving PM Brown those DVD's."

Doubtless Queen Elizabeth II is looking forward to thrashing to the guitar solo at the end of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

Is Obama just a DOPE or is he back ON the DOPE?
- Our loyal allies and best friends in the world do NOT deserve to be treated like this!
*One can only HOPE that this latest snub was not intentional, given Lady MacBeth Obama's very open hatred of Britain and all things civilized.

I'm trying to recall the media and Democratic "hype" from the past election campaign. Something to do with restoring the world's "respect" for America. I guess it sounded like a better idea when they were all sitting around blazing away on their doobies and getting a good buzz on, but has been quite forgotten by now......

More Guns.....




Bending over at the G-20......by Rico

Here is a shot of TOTUS Obama at the G-20 with the King of Saudi Arabia.

No, he's NOT giving the King an Ipod or a set of DVD's.

The media will "spin" this as our Barry Hussein's deferential "bowing down" but I subscribe to Frank Zappa's view that "...there is a BIG difference between bowing down and BENDING OVER!"

Can you imagine the media firestorm if the eeevil-Bushitler had done this? Anyone remotely recall the unending crapfiesta that spewed from the MSM over Bush and the King briefly holding hands (definitely NOT a big deal in the Arab world OR in Nancy Pelosi's constituency)?

Great work Mr. Hopey-changeytude! Insult the United Kingdom repeatedly and spread your cheeks for the King of Saudi Arabia.

It really says a lot, but most of the 52% who were gulled into voting you into orifice won't be able to understand what just happened here.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colors.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

H/T Shelly

Cartoons by Jerry.......


Thursday, 2 April 2009

Bedtime Amateur.....

Cartoon......by Jerry

How many blogs have their own cartoonist?

Cartoon Round Up..................by Scotty



Who says elephants can't fly....



H/T Paul N

Bubbly Anyone?

Tractor Racing.....

WTF!! Cat S**t One, aka Apocalypse Meow

Light News......

MPs' expenses: the ten most outrageous claims ever. They really do think we are stupid.

Miss Universe Organizers Lose Character Competition. more from Jules.

Obama told a joke and Brown laughed... and laughed... and laughed... and laughed. Bloody Buffoon.

Student finds mobile phone while out celebrating his 18th birthday and is ARRESTED after handing it in to police. We live in a police state.

War hero, 96, fined £100 for lighting up cigarette in hotel lobby. Ramada should be ashamed.

'Terrorists could bring down jumbo jet using microwave cannon built over internet'. WTF!

US widens missile strikes in Pakistan to Tribal Areas. We must hit the Taleban where ever they are.

G20 summit: US and Russia agree to cut nuclear arsenals. Agreeing and doing are not the same.

Kremlin guru predicts Vladimir Putin will rule new Soviet empire. The Pseudo Tsar has big ideas.

World court under threat as President al-Bashir of Sudan defies warrant. Try delivering the warrant by J-DAM.

North Korea fuels rocket ahead of launch. Expect fireworks.

Job Losses From Obama Green Stimulus Foreseen in Spanish Study. There will be many others.

Armed Forces slashed by a fifth under Labour. A Bloody Disgrace. Only Labour could cut defence while fighting two wars.

Wanna "buy" a bridge?.........from Rico


Gee, I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE, but it's getting my stimu-less money!

I guess that is exactly what happens when no one in Congress actually had the opportunity to read the legislation before quickly voting to pass it. Of course, it would have just 'slowed down' the process even further had anyone identified as a voting citizen been able to read the contents BEFORE their elected representatives made it the law of the land.

Of course many of us have reasonably concluded that our elected officials DO NOT REPRESENT US, but are merely elegantly-tailored circus clowns masquerading as our "leaders." They ARE often just as entertaining as circus clowns, but unlike circus clowns our political clowns are doing real damage into the bargain.

Washington as very bad reality TV. President Sanjay. Not funny at all.

For MY money the reigning Miss Venezuela makes a lot more sense than any of our buffoons in D.C.

pssssssst!!! Wanna buy a bridge?


H/T DML

Spreading a little 'happiness'.....


H/T DML

Tax Quote....

'Under a new plan by the Obama administration, if you buy a new car this year, you will able to deduct the sales tax from your income tax.
Or you can just take a job at the White House and you wouldn’t have to pay taxes at all.'
- Jay Leno

'Hurry up, I can't keep this pose up for long'


H/T DML

Thursday Totty.....