CATHOLIC COFFEE

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest . . . when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."


The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop . . . when he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal . . . when he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope . . . when he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well . . . ?"


She proudly replied, "I have a daughter . . .


Slim . . .



. . . Tall . . .




. . . 38D breasts . . .




. . . 24" waist . . .




. . . and 36" hips.



When she walks into a room, people say, "OH . . . MY . . . GOD ! ! !"



Ahhhhh ~ Religion . . .