Celebrity similes.............

Excited as Barney Frank watching Brokeback Mountain.

Busier than Madonna on a troop train.

Tighter than Nancy Pelosi's face.

Coming back like Michael Moore at a buffet.

Funnier than Jimmy Carter in blackface.

Thicker than Hillary's ankles.

Broke as Tiger's wedding vows.

Older than Larry King's grandmother.

H/T Jesse