Thursday, 8 April 2010

The ends of the political spectrum......

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian , he doesn't` eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

H/T Agis


Unknown said...

just to be complete:
If a conservative does not want an abortion.......

Marv said...

OK, let's complete:
If a conservative doesn't want an abortion, she doesn't have one.
If a liberal wants an abortion, she demands that the conservative pays for it.
In fact, she also demands that the conservative's underage daughter can have one without her parent's consent (paid for by the conservative).

Will said...

I think the better labels would be citizen and statist...

Unknown said...

Good points Marv. How about govt stay out of the issue altogether?