The Postal Services produced and released into service a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.
The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $17.3 million in Congressional spending, a special Presidential Commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
Tuesday 27 April 2010
NEW STAMP
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Conservatives were spitting on the front. Liberals were kissing and licking the front.
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