Theo Spark

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get
him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, theER doctor appeared, wearing his
scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks in horror and shock! "We've never had a Democrat in the family before".

H/T Tuscan Tony