Life after death.........

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and tell the other about the afterlife.

The husband died first and made contact.

“Gladys?”

“Is that you Fred?”

“Yes, I’ve come back to tell you what it’s like. I have sex, then breakfast, and then of to the golf course, then more sex. I sunbath, then have sex again. Lunch, then romp round the golf course, then sex all afternoon, then supper, and more sex.

“Oh Fred, you must be in heaven.”

“No, I’m a bloody rabbit in Norfolk ”

H/T J Rix