Monday 2 May 2011

Shark Bait!

Whoa!

Hot on the heels of OBL's overdue demise - Great Satan double dissed the dead terrorist by 'claiming' to do up the funeral m'Hammedist style - then chucked it overboard in shark infested waters off the biz end of USS Carl Vinson!

LOL!

Hiding behind a woman and getting drilled betwixt the eyes by a posse of angry American Seals is about to hook up with American military bona fides like killing our enemies on Xmas Day, "Nuts" and "Dang the torpedoes! Full speed ahead."

Worth noting that like his spiritual kin al Zarqawi in Iraq - the last thing OBL ever saw was an American. Plus he knew his end was near. And remember kids - only Great Satan had the brain power, will power, staying power and fire power - of all the nations aQ tormented and attacked over the years

 Starbuck shares that one helicopter made an emergency landing due to “mechanical failure”.  (David Axe believes the aircraft was damaged due to ground fire, and crashed close to the nearby Pakistani military academy).  All aboard “bumped back” to the remaining aircraft; the downed aircraft was destroyed by the crew.  However, later in the press conference, the “Senior Administration Official” (possibly different officials) stated that “we didn’t say it was mechanical [failure]” which brought down the first aircraft.

OBL is shark bait now (or, uh - shark shoo) - and remember the next time some idiot cries out for  HAMAS - that these cats loved OBL and are cussing Great Satan for killing him.

See so many young people celebrating bin Laden's death? It's because for half of our entire lives we have lived with scarey and creepy stuff like Taliban, Ground Zero, aQ, WMD, jihad etc etc. 911 was the pivotal day in our very young lives and now it seems to have closed a chapter that lasted forever. 

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1 comment:

DJMoore said...

"only Great Satan had the brain power, will power, staying power and fire power - of all the nations aQ tormented and attacked over the years"

Even, by the Lord Harry, even while said Great Satan is being led by a Communist Wrecker, half-heartedly pursuing a plan laid down by his merely half-competent predecessor, we still kick terrorist ass.