Five pearls of Scottish wisdom to remember

1. Money cannot buy happiness but, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve problems, but neither does milk.

H/T Shelly