Monday, 27 February 2012

The #VRWC Report, Episode One

For those of you who don't know me yet, I'm Chris Wysocki, curmudgeonly proprietor of and charter member of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Theo's graciously invited me to contribute to this fine establishment and hence here's my first installment of The #VRWC Report.

Tail-gunning for the Roy Cohn Lifetime Achievement Award: Are you now or have you ever been "uncomfortable" around homosexuals? Buses to the re-education camps are down the hall and to your left.

When politically correct shibboleths collide: Lesbians can't be charged with "hate crime" after beating gay man. How about a regular crime? Can lesbians be charged with plain old assault for beating a gay man? Or is that more along the lines of a domestic dispute?

Whither the roots of Linsanity - crummy New England winters. Well that, and damn good marketing.

Buy a Chevy Volt, or more trees will die.

This past weekend the NFL held a regional scouting event at the Jets training facility in Florham Park, NJ. Players who weren't invited to Indianapolis for the Combine were given the opportunity to work out in front of various team reps in the hope they'll be recognized as "diamonds in the rough."

The account in yesterday's paper included this inadvertently ironic line: "Representatives from the Navy were on hand to discuss alternative career prospects."

Well, joining the Navy does beat blogging for a living...

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