Wednesday, 29 February 2012

The #VRWC Report, Warren lays an egg, and smile your butt is on candid camera

On Sunday NJ Governor Chris Christie took a swipe at Warren Buffett's tiresome taxing tirades — "He should just write a check and shut up." The off-key Oracle of Omaha, never one to miss a straw man he couldn't try to whack, swung at Christie's pitch, and whiffed.

Today is Bloggers Appreciation Day. Figures it'd only come around once every four years.

From a friend on Facebook:

The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever. Meanwhile, the Park Service, under the Department of Ag, says: "Please DO NOT feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
I guess the way to an Obama voter's heart is through his stomach.

Conspiracy theories? Who's a fan of conspiracy theories?

Sometime I get confused by federal regulators. Earlier this month the NHTSA hinted at banning all electronic devices such as PDAs, cell phones, and GPS units from our cars. Too distracting, sayeth they. But thanks to effective use of lobbying dollars there's a new proposal on the table, mandatory rear-view cameras. Presumably the prior regulations won't permit us to use them while actually backing up, but I imagine they'll come in quite handy for discretely scoping out the hot babes crossing the street.

How do I score that? #FAIL, or #WIN?

1 comment:

steve said...

Hey Chris!

I'm linking the #VRWC roundups and thanks for the link to MCT.