Friday 13 April 2012

The #VRWC Report, crime pays and once again the science is settled

Adventures in public employee malfeasance: Steal $50k, get fired, collect unemployment, pay it back at $10 per month. Who says crime doesn't pay?

Science: Liberals are deep thinkers, Conservatives are drunk and stupid. No really, it says so right there in the report, which is published in an actual scientific journal. Written by liberals.

Science, part deux: Drinking alcohol may significantly enhance problem solving skills. Shhhh. Nobody tell the liberals, OK?

Sadly, thinking deep thoughts often leads to sophistry. And worse. Though my mother and father forsake me the Lord will receive me. Psalm 27:10.

Quote of the day, Michelle Obama edition. I nominate her for Stay-At-Home Mom Of The Year!

In the same vein, was Hilary Rosen's shot at Ann Romney really a way for Obama to play good cop, bad cop with women voters? I wouldn't put it past Valerie Jarrett, would you?

Perhaps the latest entry In Barack Obama's Diary can provide some clarity here.

You know, when you get right down to it, "Communist" is just a polite way of saying "Democrat." Except the Communists get insulted when you call them Democrats.

Speaking of Communism, the income tax is the ultimate communist tool. Quick word association game. When I say "Communist Tool," you say? Barack Obama!

And Barack Obama says, raising taxes is fair. The IRS, they've got what it takes to take what you've got!

Obama's EPA recently mandated doubling the amount of Ethanol we blend into gasoline. Because eating corn is bad for the environment.

Bacon! That is all.


Adrienne said...

Bacon fixes everything! Thanks for the link...

Matt said...

Thanks for the link!