The Hostess company is being divided up

You probably heard that Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers’ strike.

But you may not have heard how the company is being split up.

The State Department hired all the Twinkies

The Secret Service hired all the HoHos

The generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes

And, the voters are sending all the Ding Dongs to Congress.


H/T Old Dude