'Kee-rist, I'll never learn a thing. Tall, blond, stacked, skirt, heels, fingernails, smart, articulate, smile...'

Here's the "Hot for Teacher" case, featuring Joseph Corlett, who was taking an Advanced Critical Writing class at Oakland University, in Michigan, and got kicked out after asking his hottie instructor, "three times if it was really okay to write anything he wanted...?"

It wasn't okay. See: "Student Suspended for 'Hot for Teacher' Essay Sues Oakland University Administrators."

Yeah, his teacher definitely sounds hot.