...and watch out for that doorknob!.......................from Rico

My sooper-sekrit sources inform me that the NEXT aircraft carrier will be dedicated to the current pResident, Barry What's-his-name.

My best personal advice is: (1) Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, and (2) watch out for the doorknob in the small of your back.

Putz? Schmuk? Both? You decide...I already have.

- If anyone ever deserved a "dirty Sanchez"...