Saturday, 2 November 2013

No, The Other One......................from Rico

> What scandal?
>
>
> Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"
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> Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails, and everything else?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "You mean the drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
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> Bob: "No the other one."
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> Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
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> Bob: "No, the other one."
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> Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"
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> Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"

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