I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my ass and said
"Give me your number, sexy."
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."
I replied, "Well you better get back in it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
H/T 45 Govt
Friday 31 January 2014
Friday Humour..................
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