The Queen is in Glasgow and she bumps into Alex Salmond.
HMQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you your Majesty. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?
HMQ: No, we don’t like that.
AS: Empire, and I'll be Emperor?
HMQ: No.
AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?
HMQ: No, Mr Salmond, I suggest we call it a Country and you can carry on as you are.
H/T Old Dude
Sunday 31 August 2014
Scottish Independence.....................
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