This is GUARANTEED​..................from Rico

Banks are offering extremely 'generous' rates on Certificates of Deposit these days (considering the ZIRP-NIRP environment; zero interest rate policy, negative interest rate policy), just below and just above a 'lofty' 1%.- Such a DEAL!

These are offers...deals... GUARANTEED to lose you money!

- If you believe those lying bastards at the FED and agree 'inflation' is running near or just below 2% this 'deal' will lose you money.

- If you pay attention to John Williams of SGS (Shadowstats) you'll understand that inflation is really running just above 10% (actually 10.3% last I checked) and this 'deal' will lose you money.

- If you actually go shopping and have to pay for your own groceries (no EBT card for YOU, happy tax-slave) then you not only KNOW that inflation is eating your purchasing power, but you don't have any money left to lose on 'deals' like this.

Yeah, they better hurry up and fully implement "Common Core" and guarantee no one is able to figure stuff like this out for themselves.

- The alphabet MSM aka Ministry of Truth is standing by to tell the sheeple 'what it is.'

Ask yourselves: "Would THEY lie to YOU?"